Loser Vashti wouldn't even go to the King's banquet. Pathetic. Melania would have. The King should have said YOU'RE FIRED. /1— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Low energy King took a whole year to hire a new queen. Why? I could hire ten queens in half the time. /2— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Two advisors, Little Bigtan and Lyin' Teresh, plotted against the King. But Mordecai heard and spoiled the beans on them. /3— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
* Spilled the beans.— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Weak King promoted dishonest Haman, the way things always work in Shushan. So much corruption there. /4— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Dishonest Haman tricked the King into ordering Jews killed. Shame. Jews make the best bagels. /5— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Esther was afraid to tell the King that Haman was a huge supporter of BDS. A queen should be able to tell the King he's WRONG. /6— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Esther invited the King and dishonest Haman to a banquet. Just for three? I would have a much bigger and classier banquet. /7— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
The King couldn't sleep. He would have if he'd slept on my luxurious beds. They read him the Shushan phone book. Makes NO SENSE. /8— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
The King wanted to honor Mordecai but he put dishonest Haman in charge. Why? I would have made Haman clean up after the horse. /9— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Esther finally told the King that dishonest Haman wanted to kill her people. Haman was always making excuses. No respect. /10— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
The weak King said he couldn't reverse his own order! Sad. No wonder his treasury was running a deficit. /11— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
So he made a new order allowing the Jews to exercise their Second Amendment rights. I have always supported that. /12— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
But how many lives would have been saved if the King hadn't been so weak and corrupt. /13— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
They hanged Haman and his ten sons, which we should do to ISIS terrorists. Show strength. /14— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
Then they celebrated with a huge party to Make Shushan Great Again! /15— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 24, 2016
